Monday, July 7, 2008

Rich People Who Suck

I'm all for making good money and spending it well. But, I cannot tolerate people who make that kind of money and then treat lower-income people with disrespect. And so, I bring you a new segment of the travel blog: Rich People Who Suck

Take for example this angry first-class passenger, who threw his patience out the door when some economy class passengers exited the plane before him. The Delta Airlines flier on a flight from New York to Guyana became so irate at the lower class class passengers that he used the emergency exit hatch to escape the plane via the emergency slide.

People PLEASE!!!

Dear Mr. Asshole Airline Flier,

If you're so intent on using your wealth to gain status consider some alternate flying options. Charter a plane or buy your own! That way, you can be certain you get off the plane first. The rest of us can breathe easy knowing you're not screwing with the emergency exits on board commercial flights. I hope you're never on one of my flights. If you are and there actually is an emergency and I'm the one in an exit row that has to pull the exit hatch and release the chute, you can be certain you'll be the last one off the plane.

2 comments:

Me said...

OMG! Are you serious? He got mad because some people who paid less for their tickets exited before him?

What a jerk. Delta should ban him from flying, and give me all his miles.

Dan said...

What a bastard.