I Wonder...

...what will Sarah Palin do now? Some potential job opps:

• Teach a class in the University of Alaska's justice department entitled: "Proper Politics: The Art of Speech and Linguistics for Dummies".
• Become a regular on SNL, maybe filling in for new Mom Amy Phoeler during the Weekend Update. She's no Jane Curtain, but it would be funny if Seth Myers called Palin an "ignorant slut" on air.
  
• Take a job as a personal shopper for Saks Fifth Avenue.
• Practice caribou hunting from a fighter jet (a helicopter is just boring).
• Talk the First Dude into doing her media and press requests from here on out.

Other thoughts?