Only in America, March 2008

Only in America can you pick up a prescription and a Lean Cuisine meal in one location.

Only in America would you pay a valet $10 to park your car in the open spot two steps from the front door of the restaurant.

Only in America would two women engrossed in conversation ignore you if trip and fall while walking in front of them, and not stop to make sure that person was OK. (Admittedly, I had a couple cocktails, but I blame the loose brick on the sidewalk for my slip). By the way ladies, I'm fine.

Only in America would U.S. State Department employees search the passport files of hopeful presidential candidates.