Story: A woman recently moved into her new apartment and is enjoy her peaceful surroundings while watching TV when a python slithers out from behind the entertainment center.
Definition of a python: Pythons are large and muscular, and kill their prey by squeezing, or constricting, until it suffocates. Although most feed on small mammals, some large species can kill and swallow small pigs and goats.
Oh hell no. Pack up, move out, end of story. I can squash a bug. Cockroaches are ugly creatures, but they aren't going to eat me alive. Mice will dine on your open bag of pasta, but they will not slither into bed with you.
If anything is going to slither into bed with me, it's sure as hell not going to be someones missing pet python.
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